Hello everyone, this post has nothing spiritual in it, so if you’re looking for an encouraging devotional, please see the other posts! This one is just me rambling…
I often come across things in life that disappoint me, things I don’t understand, and they cause me to think, “Why hasn’t anyone invented something to take care of this problem yet?!” So I would like to propose a list of things that I think should be invented, so that in case anyone who reads this blog is rich and moves in influential circles, they can perhaps take action and make my ideas a reality.
Things I would like to see invented
1. A deodorant that truly does go on clear and offers long-lasting protection against wetness and odor. I have tried several brands that say they do this, and yet every time I wear a black top, the white lines appear. And for someone like me who happens to sweat like a pig, wetness protection is a must. I have not found a deodorant that lives up to it’s word on this. I know there’s a new one out that says it’s prescription strength, but it has an ingredient in it that causes breast cancer and I don’t want to risk it. So why doesn’t anyone invent a deodorant that works and doesn’t kill us while it’s working?
2. A hand-held device that doctors can use to simply point at a patient, and it tells them everything that is wrong and right with the patient’s health. Much like what they use on Star Trek. I believe it’s called a medical tri-quarter. No poking or prodding, just a machine that is pointed at you and in a few seconds the doctor knows everything about your internal organs and what is functioning properly or improperly. It’s genius. Why do they not use these things now? Seriously? It NEEDS to be invented. Doctors and nurses just need to give up their control issues and their weird enjoyment in making us suffer. (Sorry if you’re a doctor or a nurse, please understand that last statement was just for added drama, I don’t actually mean it.)
3. Re-chargeable batteries that never die. I don’t understand why batteries are called “re-chargeable” when there actually comes a point in their lifetime that they can’t be recharged anymore. To me the term “re-chargeable batteries” means that they last forever, because you can keep recharging them. But that is not true. Re-chargeable batteries actually reach a point when they die and can not be used anymore. Why, then, are they called rechargeable batteries if, at some point you can not recharge them anymore?
That’s all I can think of right now. I’ll let you know when I remember more things I would like to see invented.
For now though, what are your ideas of things that need to be invented? We can make the world a better place, ladies, so just voice your ideas!
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